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~rip1191:iconrip1191:

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Immortal Hero, Chapter 1

Chapter 1: "A horrid place to be."   
     Running through a dusty city, a young teenage boy was fleeing from a large group of men. All of them were carrying weapons, most of which were standard AK-47s, spewing out the typical buddah buddah sound as bullets whizzed past the boy.              Sprinting forward, he leaped over a flaming car, that had rolled over due to combat and turned around just as he hit the ground. He had an M249 SAW, and aimed it at the chasing party. After taking a deep breath, he squeezed the trigger tightly, letting a flurry

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Immortal Hero, Chapter 11Chapter 11: "King in the making."   
     "Alright, I beat you with this so-called puny sword. I demand to know where the other sub-humans are!" I threatened, pointing the tip of my katana directly at his throat.   
"Hahahaha... Fool. You think you can take on every sub-human just because you beat me? Trust me child, there are many other sub-humans with far greater strength than mine. But if you want to die, I won't try to stop you. Head to the other end of the city. There, you will find a factory that looks old and unused.  It's appearance may be simple, but you will have to find the old Immortal Hero, Chapter 11
in General Fiction on 4/24/08
Immortal Hero, Chapter 10Chapter 10: "Last stand."   
     "If you won't tell me where they are, then I'll beat the information out of you!" I shouted, raising the point of my blade toward Ghramni. He was hardly afraid, and didn't even flinch from it.   
"You fool! Facing our king will result in your destruction! Give up and sacrifice yourself, it is our destiny as humans to obey and serve the sub-human gods!" One of Ghramni's followers shouted at me, bowing briefly to his king and stepping back.   
"How can you be ruled by a king that will not only kill you, but your family, friends, and loved ones as well!?" I Immortal Hero, Chapter 10
in General Fiction on 4/24/08
Immortal Hero, Chapter 9Chapter 9: "Impossible task."   
     Ok then; all I need to do, is kill this sub-human thing, find the location that they are coming from, and destroy it. Easier than fishing in a barrel with dynamite... I wish. This job was NOT worth 20k a year, nothing could pay for what I've been through. My body was filled with a nearly infinite rage, burning with the fire of a phoenix, and overwhelming my mind and body entirely with this hot sensation. It felt like I had been reborn, stronger and more powerful than ever.   
"So where is this place that you spoke of, where the other sub-humans are?" I asked in Immortal Hero, Chapter 9
in General Fiction on 4/24/08
Immortal Hero, Chapter 8Chapter 8: "To kill a monster."   
     I knew that I was about to die. Sooner or later, this creature was going to crush me, and scrape my limp body off of it's club. However I wasn't going to accept that. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever. I would fight to the end, and try to rid the world of this evil being. I didn't care if Frank or any of those other citizens would get hurt, I had to kill the beast. I may have wanted to save them, but if I let that so-called 'king' go, he would go on to kill many more people. A cost, that I never wanted on my shoulders.   
     Just as Immortal Hero, Chapter 8
in General Fiction on 4/24/08
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Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 7:08 PM
-Update news and whatnot.-
First of all, I'm back! I also beat down every one of Krystal's panthers to get here, so you better be fekkin happy. I also got a nice wireless router the day my computer shorted out, then sent the computer in to find out that it actually wasn't the problem. It was the power source, and I fixed it. So yeah, I have wireless PS3, Wii, DS, and Computer. So you can bug me all the time now!

-News about me- Cause I haven't been here for a bit...
I officially love Krystal and Kage's Frank the tank poem, it was perfect and cheered me up when I read it. You guys must check it out, the link is in my last journal and I'm too lazy to put it here right now. Other than that, my grades have been good and I've been working hard with Immortal Hero and whatnot. It's almost at 100 pages, and I've not stopped writing yet! I'll have a few chapters of it up soon, so please be patient.

=That's it, I'm too tired to deal with you.=

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  • Mood: Questionable
  • Listening to: My Wii, it speaks the truth...
  • Reading: Old Man and the Sea
  • Watching: My Wii do crazzzzzy things!
  • Playing: Resistance:Fall of Man (PS3)
  • Eating: Cock (Chicken you pun-immune people!)
  • Drinking: Moo jooz

Devious Information

  • Current Age: November 19th 1991 do the math ya lazy bums!
  • Current Residence: Somewhere, falling off the rainbow.
  • Interests: Martial arts, Swordsmanship, Military functions, Video games, etc..
  • Favourite movie: THERE ARE OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Favourite band or musician: One that is better than yours.
  • Favourite genre of music: The best one.
  • Favourite artist: I don't think I can pick one. Honestly.
  • Favourite poet or writer: One that writes well.
  • Favourite photographer: The one that stays away from me.
  • Favourite style or digital art: Depends
  • Operating System: A surgical knife
  • MP3 player of choice: A better one
  • Shell of choice: M249 shells
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind that stays on the wall.
  • Skin of choice: That sounds kind of personal...
  • Favourite game: Too many to pick.
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS3, Computer, Wii, (Steamfriends is Rip1191)
  • Favourite cartoon character: Impossible to pick one. Too many damn good choices.
  • Personal Quote: It is not the gun that kills, but the idiot holding that gun!
  • Tools of the Trade: A bigger sword/gun than yours.

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: 36 minutes 59 seconds ago
Easier said than done.

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: 2 hours 11 minutes ago
get sleep!

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: 2 hours 53 minutes ago
Thanks, nothing much is up besides my lack of sleep.

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: 8 hours 51 minutes ago
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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: 8 hours 55 minutes ago
hi dude whatz up?? anyway i need help with my....well if u read my jorunal u could help :) nice book so far

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~Striker024:iconStriker024: May 9, 2008, 7:12:51 PMComment hidden by Owner Mood: Fear
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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: May 5, 2008, 6:46:13 PM
nope

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: May 5, 2008, 6:46:01 PM
thankz

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: May 5, 2008, 6:06:05 PM
Holy crap that's long!

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: May 5, 2008, 6:04:34 PM
You haz a Yo-yo? :D

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: May 5, 2008, 12:07:30 PM
yo yo

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: May 2, 2008, 6:34:38 PM
ohhh

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: May 2, 2008, 1:18:54 PM
It's not your fault, but I've been trying to make more time for me. It's just that hard.

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: May 2, 2008, 1:16:31 PM
im sorry :-) make more time for ur self

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: May 2, 2008, 12:38:10 PM
Awesome, I'll take a look real soon. I've been wayyy too busy with school to even breathe, type, or think for all that matter.

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~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: Apr 27, 2008, 6:41:32 PM
allo like my new pictures? i finely got my camara fix soo :-D

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: Apr 24, 2008, 3:29:58 PM
Allo.

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: Apr 22, 2008, 11:42:47 AM
Fine, fine.

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~KageHyuuga:iconKageHyuuga: Apr 22, 2008, 6:07:12 AM
Tobi: You clearly don't get it. I'm going to shut up about it, now.
~Egypt-Gurl:iconEgypt-Gurl: Apr 19, 2008, 8:47:14 PM
thanka :(

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: Apr 19, 2008, 8:21:13 PM
Good to see you're back.

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~rip1191:iconrip1191: Apr 18, 2008, 12:35:53 PM
No drinking plox.

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